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Abusive
GP letter.
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22
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September
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2014
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8
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Roleplay. Break bad news. Primigravida. 8 weeks. Some bleeding.
Scan
= IUP. CRL = 12 mm. No fetal heart activity. Counsel.
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September
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2014
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9
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Roleplay. Woman attends for pre-pregnancy counselling as she plans her 1st.
pregnancy. Her sister recently had a baby with Down’s syndrome.
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September
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2014
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Viva station.
You
are a year 4 SpR and have been asked by your consultant to assess Mrs Mimi
Dresden on the orthopaedic ward.
She
is 85 years old and has been admitted from the nursing home where she lives
with a hip fracture after a fall. She has Alzheimer’s disease. The nursing
staff have noted blood on her underwear.
The
examiner will ask you a series of questions:
what history will you take?
what examination will you perform and your
reasoning?
what investigations will you arrange?
what management will you propose?
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September
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2014
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The Medical Centre,
Green Lane,
Broadforth-on-Sea.
Your ref: BRI 07/54843.
Re. Jennifer Houseside,
45 The Maltings,
Broadforth-on-Sea.
Dear John,
It was wonderful to see you and Mary again on Saturday
and so kind of you to invite us. The meal was up to Mary’s high standards and
the company convivial. We may be getting older, but Mary’s fragrant beauty does
not diminish.
Please see this woman who complains of unacceptably heavy
periods. She is huge, malodorous and is more like a whale than a human being. One
can see how the family name originated! I do not envy you the task if you feel
that you have to examine her.
She is as stupid as she is fat. I doubt that she has more
than one brain cell. If she has, they are not inter-connected. She talks
incessantly and brings complete sense of the old adage “empty vessels make most
sound”. Despite the vacuum in her cranium she is awash with idiotic ideas most
of which she gets from her monumentally stupid mother. She is too thick for
logical reasoning to have any impact on her ridiculous views – you might as
well attempt a philosophical discussion with your dog.
The father is a dirty, unpleasant sort and I would not be
surprised if incest had contributed to their low IQs. If the human race has
advanced though evolution and natural selection, what on earth were their
ancestors like?
They are social parasites. None of the family has ever
worked and they live off Social Security payments. I have had the misfortune to
have to do the occasional home visit to various members of the family. They
live in disgusting squalor. If they were pigs their living conditions would
give the species a bad name. Theirs are houses in which you wipe your feet on
the mat as you leave and not as you enter and pray that you never have to visit
again. I am sure the Court of Human Rights would regard a second visit as a
cruel and unnatural punishment. They always ask you to sit, but I would not
wish to ruin my clothes. Their hospitality also extends to offering cups of tea.
Perish the thought! I would rather take my chance with neat hemlock.
Despite living on Social Security payments, they have the
latest widescreen TVs and associated DVD equipment. The husband looks to me as
though he indulges in low-level crime, probably shoplifting. He is a shifty
character whom you would not trust and I strongly advise you to make sure that
all valuables are locked up and out of sight when he or any of her family is
around. One brother is in prison for theft to feed a heroin habit, which
typifies the contribution this family makes to the greater good. Her sister is said
to be a prostitute and I would think it true. Certainly she has a lot of
children and I doubt that any of them have the same father or that she would be
able to enlighten them as to who their fathers might be. She (the sister) is a
regular visitor to the Sexually Transmitted Diseases clinic where she displays
a surprising range of conditions needing treatment. She is a one-woman update
course for the staff ensuring they are abreast of all aspects of STDs. I was
going to say she was a one-woman refresher course, but there is nothing
refreshing about her. The sister is as fat and ugly as my patient, making one
marvel at the mentality of her clients. I cannot imagine how anyone would want to
come within smelling distance of her, far less have sexual relations and pay
for the privilege. Some exotic form of masochism, I guess.
I wish you well in your dealings with her and apologise
for sending such an unpleasant lump to your clinic. This is a family that makes
you wish the Abortion Act could be made retrospective!
Please do your best not to send her back to see me.
Yours sincerely,
Candidate’s instruction.
You are the SpR in the gynaecology clinic.
List the things that are wrong with this letter.
What action would you take after seeing the patient with
regard to the letter?
Examiner’s instructions.
If the candidate says the would take the letter to the
consultant, ask what action they would take if they were the consultant.
